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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

10:26PM - livin' la vida lohan

Saw the first episode... really hate that I want to watch the next.
I don't want to support their bullshit in any way, but I can't help it if they've sucked me in to their disgusting Long Island swirling hag-vortex.
Dina seems like she's always drunk, but totally maintaining, & I'm pretty sure Allie is about to go through menopause, like, any day now.
Also, Dina's nose is disintegrating & I thiiiink I know whyyyy (hint hint sniff sniff).

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

7:15PM - God is REAL

I have proof:

The mailman delivered someone's jailhouse love-letter to my mailbox instead of "Vr. Consentida's Carebear"
Naturally I opened it, because I couldn't imagine what they put into that little envelope that could possibly smell SO DAMN PUNGENT! (Imagine baby powder mixed with the most rank cologne that K-Mart has ever sold... I hope this isn't what anthrax smells like, b/c if so, so long you guys.)
included in this envelope covered in pencil shaded hearts & I love you's were 2 chalk drawings, a bunch of talking about praying, some babyface lyrics (followed by "it's an old song, like, back in the 90's it was really popular"), and covered in "UR 1 & ONLY" "ALWAYS & 4-EVER STUCK 2GETHER" and "CONSENTIDA LOVES DADDY YANKEE"

thankyoujesus

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